College student at FSU. This is a mostly humor blog. Feel free to ask me questions!

princessnecrophilia:

I DONT THINK ITS POSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE HOW HARD I LAUGH EVERY FUCKING TIMe

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agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

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castiel-knight-of-hell:

this should have been Castiel’s entrance on Supernatural 

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hi:

how i feel when im trying to get someone to text me back

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joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

image

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onamelancholyhill:

bettydays:

Let’s just all take a minute to appreciate the kindness of our overlord.

Also, his shirt.

He is awesome. Period.

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Anonymous said: im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear

wxng:

asian:

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paragonikathryn:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

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